About Marty


Marty Topps is a comedian from Toronto. Maybe you've seen his shows (Try the Jupiter and Mars buttons!)



Location: Centre.
Fav Food: Broccoli & Chicken Wings
Fav Band: Janet Jackson
Fav Colour: Spectrum
Status: Happily Married in an open, non-committal relationship... (so watch out!)
MT Comedian Since: '03

Marty Topps loves you and is willing to prove it.



And now it's time for...




You've seen them at House Party shows 1 thru 4! Now get to know them a little better.

Here are Praying Handz and Thedaymybabygavemeasurprise!




Name: Praying Handz
Location: Left
Fav Food: Either a burger the size of my face or a slice of 'zza the size of my arm.
Fav Band: The Ronettes
Fav Colour: Red
Status: Taken, sorry ladies.
MT Dancer since: '07

"Hey guys. Don't just walk to the beat of your own drum. Dance the sh*t out of it!"


Name: Thedaymybabygavemeasurprise
Location: Right
Fav Food: Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Fav Band: Harry Connick Jr.
Fav Colour: Glow-in-the-dark Green.
Status: Single ;P
MT Dancer since: '05

"Keep practicing Kiddo."

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