Marty Topps

Thanks to everyone who made it out to Ladies Night. You guys made it a super fun time! Especially our guest performers:

Ma"kes me feel like a woman"yhem, Desiree Lavoy (check out her with The Boom every month!), Ladystache (doing their own show this Thursday! Don't miss it!) and Steph Kaliner (every first Wednesday of the month, you can see her amazingness at The Ossington)!

And don't worry! Lips has already started physio and the doctors tell me she'll be good as new for the next show.

Also, check out this new video with Nate Appel from the Ladies Night Band:

See you next show! (HP55555!!!!! coming soon...)

Marty and TV's Lips give you tips on preparing for this Friday's Marty Topps' Ladies Night!
Come out and see our special guests: Desiree Lavoy, Steph Kaliner, Mayhem, Ladystache and Amber Long.
And Nate Apple leadin the band!

Oh my, this is going to be an incredible show.

June 25th, 7:30pm at Bread & Circus.
Don't forget the secret password: karyotope 46, XX

House Party may still be on hiatus, but Marty's BACK with a brand new show!
Ladies Night is a side-splitting showcase of Marty's (2nd) favourite gender. Featuring:
Desiree Lavoy! Steph Kaliner! Ladystache! Plus TONS of surprise guests!
With Nate Appel leading the band and TV's Lips on co-hosting duties!

8pm on June 25th at Bread & Circus. $10.

P.S. Want $3 off the door? Remember the secret password:
karyotype 46,XX

The finetastic world of Marty Topps is now at your fingerlips!
Poke Around!

The House Party 4 video is in and on Jupiter! Hop on over and check it out!

There's soo much OMGs you might just OMD!

Thanks to everyone who came out to the House Party show on Friday. It was an INCREDIBLE night!
Please go see Don Valley Stompers every Sunday afternoon at Pauly's, Nick Flanagan at Joke Club and Laugh Sabbath, Catman runs Einstein's every Sunday night, and B.A. Johnston plays wherever you are in Canada (I'm sure he'll be near you soon!)
It was our last House Party show for a while. T-Bot, the Dancers and I appreciate the super support you've given us.
(Don't worry. We'll be back sooner than you think!)
Love,
- Marty.

Marty Topps House Party 4 is happening January 8th!
Featuring Nick Flanagan, B.A. Johnston, Steph Kaliner, Marty Simsovic and plenty of surprises!
Also, Praying Hands is back! Along with DJ T-Bot, Thedaymybabygavemeasurprise and the rest of us!
Oh dear, I can't WAIT!!!

Also come see Marty & T-Bot at,

The MTHPs! has been scheduled as part of The Festival of New Formats at the Comedy Bar Monday January 4th at 8pm.
This will be a more condensed version of our regular show featuring mostly new stuff with some old friends and some new ones!
It only runs an hour and there are another 3 shows right after us definitely worth seeing (and also FREE...)
Don't forget, it's FREE!!! So come on out to support us (and one of the best rooms for comedy in Toronto, in my opinon) and get super-jacked for the big House Party 4 show on the 8th!!!

Thanks to Desiree, Maggie, Johnny and our regulars (DJ T-Bot, Marty Simsovic, and the Dancers: Gates of Steel and Thedaymybabygavemeasurprise) for making MTHP3s! unforgettable!
Hope you had as much fun as Hobart of Fun With Dildos did. (thanks Jerry!)

Remeber this?

It happens again!

This Saturday... U can see Marty, T-Bot, Dancerz, Desiree Lavoy, Maggie Cross, and who knows? Maybe Catman will stop by for a bit. Or even Mic Bullard?
SO MANY SURPRISES!!! I don't know if I can keep them all to myself ;) !

"I love you and can't wait to see you there."
- Marty.

We're working on the poster...

YouTube user, MrIball69 needs your help tracking down the love of his life! Please help him!

And other boys will be Marty Topps!

Thanks to my friends at Camp Couchiching for this one.
See you at House Party 3! (Hopefully coming next month)

It turns out we posted an unfinished version of the MTHP2s! documentary by mistake. Our apologies.
But here it is! Finally! The way Marty would've wanted it...

Rest in Peace, Billy Mays.
Love,
Marty.

Head over to the About page on Venus to see our new "Know Your Dancers" section.
(It gets a little personal!)

Thank you everyone who came out to Marty Topps's House Party 2 show. It was mind blowing!
And thanks to Eric Andrews, Sadie Yancey, Marty Simsovic, The Don Valley Stompers and Johnny and Jules.
We'll have some video clips up soon. In the meantime, start counting days until the next one!

See you this Saturday.
Love,
Marty.

ONLY 10 MORE DAYS!

Want to see how Day dances? It's mindblowing.
And don't forget,
We've got special guests galore. Like ERIC ANDREWS and a comedic Canadian TV personality who for now remains nameless...
As well as musical guests and plenty of surprises!
And of course, DJ T-Bot and the rest of The Marty Topps Dancers.

For more info, read the poster.

Love,
The Marty Topps PR Team.

AREN'T YOU EXCITED???

This one you can't miss.
We've got special guests galore. Like ERIC ANDREWS and a comedic Canadian TV personality who for now remains nameless...
As well as musical guests and plenty of surprises!
And of course, DJ T-Bot and The Marty Topps Dancers.

For more info, read the poster.

Love,
The Marty Topps PR Team.

Hope you find fun, pleasure, excess and good times during this year's Holiday Season!
Love,
Marty Topps.

Who cares?
The next one is already in the works!
In the meantime, check on the fun section (Mars) to virtually experience Marty Topps's House Party! show #1!
Or if your imagination is getting lazy, swing by Jupiter for a more intense experience!
Njoi!

Video recently surfaced about the Marty Topps's House Party! show. Click on videos to view the magic.

Hello friends and more-than-friends!
We here at Marty Topps don't know if you have noticed yet, but the website is back!
The url is http://www.martytopps.ca or
http://martytopps.ca!
Give it a whirl and let me know how much you appreciate it.

Also, we've been talking with youknowwho's people (Televised comedic legend, Mic B.), and nothing is set in stone yet, but the chisel is cocked, so keep your cocks crossed!
(By the way, I didn't write that last joke, but I did lose the coin toss. Love, Marty.)

image copyright Open Mike with Mike Bullard and CTV Globemedia.

Oh, and don't forget this Thursday:

Marty Topps at the EL MOCAMBO (College and Spadina)
Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 8:30pm

Featuring:
T.Bot
Brad McGoey
Marty "Catman" Simsovic
The Marty Topps Dancers
and Friends of the Family
$5.00